Mr ITK...."I too know"!!!!

Ema gba mi ke *save me o*..see me see wahala. ok so i was at a friends lil do some time ago..so i met this guy i was sort of chit chating with, and then somewhere along the line Mr itk decides to ask a Question....

Mr Itk: Hum.... Ajike by the way, do u have a boy friend?

Me: Yes i do, why?


Mr ITK: No, nothing major, am just asking..is he here, as in this country?


Me: *i start to stutter cos i hate telling people papi is in 9ja, cos the way they react ehn!*...um um, Nope is in 9ja


Mr Itk: *Rolls eyes, left, right,front,back*....*giggles*...oh seen, ok one of them long distance is it?


Me: *oya kill yourself now*.....um um, yeah sort of but he only just went back home in December..we have been together here for like almost five years sha...*i know slow down don't chop me raw abeg, he didnt ask how many years but i just had to say that jo!..teeheee*


Mr Itk: *takes it personal o, i mean the whole body language, the bobo wan start to dey cry..imagine!..taking panadol for another man's headache*....ehn don't go and be decieved o, let me tell you something, 5 years is no guarantee o, i mean look what happened to the twin towers in US, it was probably built in many years and look how quick it got destroyed...take a chill pill mehn!

Me: *shwoooo!....*what does twin towers have to do with me and papi....whats my own!*...ok Mr thanks for your contribution oooo


Mr Itk: haba, don't take it personal now *smiling sheepishly*. i was just saying cause the way you said the 5 years..hmmm, with all those wild naija babes on the loose, desperados and things....i mean am sure your bf is a man and has blood running through his vains..*laughs again*


Me: *ti mo ba fo e leti -if i slap u*.....ahhh personal ke?..no o, i know these things too!..

Gosh, people i was so burnt..can u imagine the Nicompoop, telling me Gibberish...Besides my friend said he was heart broken by his ex.....so thats probably why dude is bitter..so is that why he is taking it out on me!!!...oshiralaga oshirabogos!!!!


I saw Mr itk recently and he goes....hmm, madam how's our 5 years relationship going?..Abeg Help!!

Just a side off..imagine in one yoruba movie o....someguy asked a girl to turn her front so that he can see her "Tuface"*referring to her boobs*...as if that was not enough he says she should turn her back so that he can see her "idibia" referring to her *Bum*......Orisirisi!...which one is the Tuface Idibia again!....LOL!...i told one my friends who isn't Yoruba this and she thought i made it up, can u imagine?

I mean am not that razzzzz...lol

How are u guys though?